Guess what? We’re moving

Apparently when you die your whole life flashes before you. Well, that’s how I feel about lock down. It’s been this surreal blur so far - which is culminating in a “location shift.” I say “location shift” when I actually mean “panicked relocation.” The problem is - while my boyfriend and I love living in …

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The internet is weird

I was in bed, alone, at quarter to one in the morning, having a silent disco to the Bryan Adams hit “Run to you” (complete with air-drum-solo) when I started idly perusing the internet. As you do. I went the traditional route of almost all late night internet searches - random thought, search, rabbit hole …

So… this happened

You know self isolation has started to get the better of you when you see a Beetle on the windowsill... A Beetle that keeps flipping onto his back (despite your best efforts to right him again) and after a few hours of cheering on said Beetle to not let gravity get the better of him …

Adventures of a depressed assistant 2

Further adventures of a depressed assistant ... #officelife #officeproblems #assistant @Wordpress

Here Piggy Piggy

Apparently it’s the Chinese year of the pig! After a quick google, I am happy to report the year of the Pig attracts success in all the spheres of life and is also a great year to make money and invest. Good to know. If it can simply be the year I finally exterminate the …

The Period Monster strikes again

Here is a little overly-dramatic cartoon for you to depict the abject misery I am currently wallowing in. I read that some menstrual cramps can be as painful as early labor pains. Which makes so much sense.